7. Sluts for Archaeology (w/ Danny Baird!)

Don't let the dumb title I chose fool you: This episode is all about SPACE. Or rather, it's about my special guest Danny Baird and how THE FIFTH ELEMENT made us both a couple of queer space cadets. We also tackle the tough questions:

Is Bruce Willis daddy?

Is the director of this film a creep?

Is gay porn racist?

The answer to all of these questions...... is YES. But listen to the episode anyway and find out why!

CW: This episode contains discussions of real world and fictional violence, including discussions of sexual assault and gun violence. We also spoil THE FIFTH ELEMENT but you should still check it out because GURL THOSE OUTFITS.

Follow me @joshuasimonsays and Danny at @basiclybaird and also check out his work over at frickin' NASA! And PLEEZ like and rate and subscribe and junk!

So get off your pelotons and put on your tap shoes, it's time for a confusing (but sexy) space romp!